my life in a fishbowl by Warren Benedetto | feed | comments feed
I bought a loofah today. Also, I grew a vagina. I can’t help but feel like maybe the two incidents are related. I didn’t have a vagina yesterday. I know for sure, because I masturbated in the shower, which is not something I normally do. Usually, I do it in the car on the way to [...]
I’m just gonna call her. No big deal. I’m just going to pick up the phone, dial the number … It’s easy. Simple. Painless. I’ll say hi, she’ll say hi, then … What? What do I say next? I have to say something. There can’t just be silence. I’ll look like an idiot. I need a [...]